1) Electrical Sciences Lab

 Lab =  a workplace for the conduct of scientific research.

Hah !! Haha !! HAHAHAHA !!

External Examiner : What is the meaning of this symbol ?

Symbol – A part of an electrical circuit – A rhombus with the top and bottom vertices marked with a plus and a minus.

#42 : Hmm, umm, eh .. Sir this is a – get this, she actually said this - ”A time dependent time invariant voltage source”  

External Examiner (With uninhibited excitement) : Waah beti, waah !! Bahut paisa hai is mey, tum issey patent kara lo, abhi jao aur patent kara lo !!

2) Engineering Mechanics Lab

Lab = HAHAHAHAHAHA !!

The next incident is a brilliant example of one of the fundamental rights enshrined in part III of our constitution – “Right to Freedom (Freedom of Speech)” – Free thinking and the will to speak were never so hilarious.

Any similarity to incidents from real life have been blatantly lifted.

External Examiner : What is a Ball-peen hammer ?

#43 : Sir, it is a very simple instrument – it has a ball and it has a pen – (PEN !!) – so it is a ball-pen hammer.

3) Back to the Electrical Sciences ”Lab”

Internal Examiner : Explain the working of an Induction type Dynamometer.

#58 : Sir, do you mean Induction type dynamometer wattmeter. (NO !! didn’t you hear him !! )

Internal Examiner : Huh ? .. uhhh, induction type dynamometer.

#58 : Sir, I can tell you Induction type dynamometer wattmeter. (We get to pick the question – yipee !!)

Internal Examiner (thinking to himself - I have never heard of that – yeah cause it doesnt exist !! ) : Ok, explain that.

#58 : (said some – utter crap !!)

Internal Examiner : Class mey to sir aise hilate ho jaise sab kuch samajh aa raha hai, B Tech to ek class mey hi ho gayi, aur ab naye naye instruments banane shuru kar diye.